“He’s the best there is!”

My Mum
(1981)

“Mummy, he’s scaring me”

My son, Duke Rump
(6th January 2021)

“We’re standing by, Boss”

The Proud Boys
(29 September 2020)

“Let him do what he wants”

Chief Justice John Roberts Jr.
(2024)

My Specialities

Nepotism

If you’re able to become part of my inner circle, things may be looking up for you financially & professionally.

Hostile Takeovers

Following advice from my ally, Vladimir Putin, I am currently looking at least two potential annexations.

Legal Actions

One of my main hobbies is suing anybody I can for stupid amounts, & if one of them pays off – kerching!

Presidential Timeshare

Would you like to be the president? Well with my new Presidential Timeshare scheme, you can experience the joy of helping to shape policy

Simply make contributions to projects that are close to my heart – such as the Rump family and its holdings, and work to integrate your policies into the Counties.

Don’t believe me? Just ask Jeff Bozo, CEO of the Amazon Rain Forest. He constantly contributes to his Presidential Timeshare, and as such I’m able to steer Governmental policies in a direction that suits him.

“Ron has really enabled me to make the most of a President that actually cares about the super-rich of this Country. Without his policy changes, I’d be at least a few billion dollars down.”

Jeff Bozo (CEO, The Amazon Rain Forest)