Some people say that bullying is a bad thing – I tend to disagree. If the world did not have bullies, it would be full of namby-pamby people, none of whom would be willing to take the lead in certain situations. This would lead to a gradual decline in the alpha-wave of masculinity.
Case Study #1
Consider the case of Lovodymyr Lezenskyy, the President of the country of Ukrin. This was a particularly well mastered and intricately planned bullying episode that I am quite proud of.
The Setup
In order to pull off such a complex bullying operation, it requires more than a single ‘bully’; there’s the ‘wing-man’, and the patsy to consider. This combination will ramp up the pressure on the subject to react. Once the subject has reacted, they are at an immediate disadvantage and will be forced to acquiesce to one of more concessions.
The Wing-man
This – is my Wing-man J.D. Vince, he is the one that will lead the tirade of insults and innuendo towards the target. This will put the target off-balance and allow me to step in as either a settling figure, or a back-up figure. Either way he will not be seen as the cause of the incident.
The Patsy
For this case study we chose the reporter Glenn Brian. A two-bit reporter, eager to impress, he was more than willing to start off the aggressive tone in the cabinet meeting. He was to confront President Lezenskyy about why he would not wearing a suit for the White House.
To be clear Lezenskyy has said numerous times why he wears combat fatigues while his country is at war, so the answer was already known, but it would help to get the foreign leader off-guard and make it a little easier for us my wing-man and I to pile on him.
The Ambush
So the scene is set, the Patsy takes his place, and sets about the Ukrinian President, knowing full well the answers that he is going to get back. Once this interaction is finished, and the foreign leader is feeling a little uncomfortable, it’s time for the wing-man to start his run. His job is to continue the work of The Patsy and accuse Lovodymyr of not showing respect to to his host country, and its great and long history.
Normally at this point, the meetings of foreign leaders would be behind closed doors in the Oval Office. However, in order for our scheme to work, we have to keep our victim front and center. Only when his humiliation is complete and we can quite confidently know that he is a beaten man, knowing that he is not going to get the help that he is looking for can we wrap up the meeting with a “It’s clear we are not going to have a meeting of minds today, perhaps we ought to take a rain-check”
The Result
With that we can feel good knowing that our victim has left the White House empty handed, and we have succeeded in turning a portion of our lovely country and ever gullible followers against a good man trying to fight for his country.
